Combat Engineer Hated By Many Loved By Plenty Heart On His Sleeve Fire In His Soul & A Mouth He Can’t Control Shirt
I have an irrational fear of having to Combat Engineer Hated By Many Loved By Plenty Heart On His Sleeve Fire In His Soul & A Mouth He Can’t Control Shirt call ambulances in compromising positions.. e.g. Whenever I’m out and need to poo. As I’m rushing to a toilet somewhere outdoor on the street I’ll always have a thought whiz by my brain. If I get hit by a car the poor EMT in the ambulance is going to have to deal with my shit filled pants. Dude yes. This happened just after 5 am, and my first alarm goes off at quarter to 6. I could have easily been in the shower getting ready for work. Please tell this to everyone you know! Whenever a friend or family member uses my bathroom and flushes the toilet after, I always try to suppress my urge to go see if they closed the lid first.
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